…is the most attractive man I have ever slept with. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-12826841-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @nickholmes)http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_mn9ox3LRib1qzmopno1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t laugh at this. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51167584932http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51167584932Thu, 23 May 2013 16:00:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18b592ab861b3dc238e21da3efbea6bd/tumblr_mn9ou95Ltl1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51167470393http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51167470393Thu, 23 May 2013 15:58:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc2dedf56f874b3cb4c884b889dcd4c0/tumblr_mn5wqdKmxs1qzmopno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Worth doing. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51004985106http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51004985106Tue, 21 May 2013 14:59:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69109921885e61d33af24f2a5a0bb6e8/tumblr_mn5w24uAyq1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This broccoli is rebellious - your argument is invalid. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51004062444http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/51004062444Tue, 21 May 2013 14:44:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39fd8057212668af86abdab7b928bb4f/tumblr_mmz4sodPR21s987xoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The last thing you will ever see.  (thanks <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://izandoz.tumblr.com/post/50700496117" target="_blank">izandoz</a>)</p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50971615197http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50971615197Tue, 21 May 2013 01:39:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7xq6fScF1qedmyao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Not these back here, no.” </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50971482651http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50971482651Tue, 21 May 2013 01:36:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6351b8eedc217fe78183efc06ee55f3a/tumblr_mn4ur1UjGa1qzmopno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Never concentrate on being slick. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970544808http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970544808Tue, 21 May 2013 01:18:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/adff466dd09b910f21ec32ba35f4d260/tumblr_mn4ujolkJW1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Looks legit. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970313848http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970313848Tue, 21 May 2013 01:14:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e63cc0ec606506c75951fc3fb5d5c06c/tumblr_mn4uifLX2f1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Renfield had dreamed of Arby’s for years.  Now, so close, he never felt so far.  </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970274383http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970274383Tue, 21 May 2013 01:13:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0b124c7af24f1fa7a5b7be0b59aebb5/tumblr_mn4ucxzqtl1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Love and light your direction OK. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970097822http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50970097822Tue, 21 May 2013 01:10:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cffa45d5109b34e152f1f37faf964bf/tumblr_mmyfszZNuq1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hotter than intended. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50664207631http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50664207631Fri, 17 May 2013 14:10:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d170e98af875f2cb74466700758595ad/tumblr_mmyfphI3MY1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Nice that the eBook is available since you’re staying in tonight. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50664093711http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50664093711Fri, 17 May 2013 14:08:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/691b4cde6837f777338af1671515e14d/tumblr_mmyfjk9Rle1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sigma Phi Equus</p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50663905357http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50663905357Fri, 17 May 2013 14:04:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/caa7995baa80e8f09deb765d9f17c037/tumblr_mmyfd0MliD1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The war is over. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50663689097http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50663689097Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1f2280bc5b41bb07b718dd03b6978cd/tumblr_mmyexpZ4VH1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>…you know, to help you talk to girls. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50663206183http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50663206183Fri, 17 May 2013 13:51:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d97cfb09177f0e9919916f43bc8ecb4e/tumblr_mmwqqyVypK1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50596307092http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50596307092Thu, 16 May 2013 16:11:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb17946364babc354ba4e9b916e3f973/tumblr_mmwamnNMcy1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>ATTN:</p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50577505104http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50577505104Thu, 16 May 2013 10:23:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e064d029bfd4fe786139548a8517a33/tumblr_mmsu2hlWRE1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fifteen years since Mr. Sinatra departed - but, to our good fortune, never left.  Aspire to awesomeness.  Cent’anni. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50429945215http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50429945215Tue, 14 May 2013 13:32:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a16424985c42cf0f5ddbef43095c1d5f/tumblr_mmstrhVost1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>…smarter not harder. </p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50429589615http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50429589615Tue, 14 May 2013 13:26:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/24f0a46214c0bbe21802690e1ee91610/tumblr_mmstqwPaBE1qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>No.</p>http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50429570637http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/50429570637Tue, 14 May 2013 13:25:44 -0400