source (thanks @lauratiz)
I’ve been referred to on several occasions as “the kink whisperer” - make of that what you will.
Don’t laugh at this.
This is you.
Meme by an awesome person.
This car is a pool. Your argument is invalid.
It’s hard out there.
I tried not to like this.
In Irish whiskey.
Yes, according to my voicemail.
You can’t define our love like that.