Chris and Nate jointly dreamed of a gondola tunnel that went directly from their house to GameStop.
Having cried a lot of tears into a lot of cheese biscuits - James only half committed to the joke.
Celebrate the anniversary of your solitude every hour!
As in his marriage, Steve was comforted by the lack of choice.
Don’t laugh at this.
This lemon is watching you masturbate.
Allison stared past the gloomy bay at the distant houses full of strangers with lives she’d never know and thought of only sleep because she is a cat.
Wrong number by an awesome person. (thanks @HeatherAnnDavis)
Animals; also perverts.
The Internet - preserving the sanctity of your childhood.
Perspective - it makes things funny.
They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
Forsaken wall hanger is forsaken.